Your name is EMILY. Someday you will work for the FBI. For now you write FANFIC and study CRIMINAL JUSTICE. What will you do?
Chumhandle: abstractArcanum
Skype: counterculturecommander

 

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

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can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can

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acesparklegirl:

witfulthinking:

It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings

HNNNNNNNGD GOOD GOD

reshiham:

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

AND BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT

twbasketcase:

ladysaviours:

You can wank to your heart’s content over characters who are not canonically queer! I do it myself! But if you’re just in it for the hot sexy times (+white penises touching each other) plz cease and desist calling yourself an activist just for getting off to what amounts to gay porn. Especially if you don’t give a shit about actually queer (female, nonwhite, nonbinary) characters.

yyeaaah slashing all the white boys does not an activist make

Super High School Level Shipper: youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was...

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

flyingmytardis:

a-little-feathery-bird:

heysammy:

heysammy:

i think i’d like for cas to get the anti possession tattoo between his shoulder blades

or alternatively this

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eyegasm

i want that

I am one of the lucky ones. I managed to turn my history of science and philosophy degree into graduate education in a semi-practical field. I’m not too worried about my employment opportunities once I finish my PhD. But I have friends who are suffering. They are being bounced around between unpaid internships, or desperately sending out resumes, or stuck working in underpaid fast-food jobs when they have master’s degrees. It’s nasty out there, and for baby boomers with secure pensions to shrug their shoulders and say that we should have been more shrewd with our career planning when we were seventeen and there was no recession and everybody was telling us to follow our passions is not just wrong; it’s also insulting. It’s a deliberate attack on unemployed and underemployed young people, aimed at implicating us in our own misfortune and diverting attention away from political choices that are needlessly exacerbating the recession. That this wrong and hurtful narrative has been accepted by the media and political elites is a big, big problem.

friendlytroll:

samorchard:

I did a comic about marriage equality…

Yeah…. 
….yeah….. 
and the camera pans over to the vally of Asexual Issues, no less. I like to think it looks like Mount Doom, and Skull Island.

friendlytroll:

samorchard:

I did a comic about marriage equality…

Yeah…. 

….yeah….. 

and the camera pans over to the vally of Asexual Issues, no less. I like to think it looks like Mount Doom, and Skull Island.

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

Draws peoples’ attention to issues they maybe haven’t thought about before but come to feel strongly about, arm them with language and concepts that are being taught in college classrooms and used in the real world (sorry, people, privilege is a thing), makes them aware of what they post and say and of what others say and of what media presents, which are all good things.

And then some people do it badly so suddenly everyone everywhere gets a bad rap, some people even doing it badly to be trolls specifically to set the causes back.

Yes, tumblr does for social justice what PETA does for animal rights: Earns millions that it claims to use for good social causes and then kills minorities (the way PETA tries to raise money for animal rights and then kills more animals than it saves). 

Yup. This is an accurate comparison. And EA Games is the worst company in the world. Of course.

No.